The light went out and the playback
began
Pete looked up
from his desk at the digital clock on the wall. 12.55.31. Jeff would be down
any minute now to relieve him. Pete sighed. It wasn’t a lot of fun working in
the basement on his own; it was the least favourite job in the IT department.
They called it the crypt, where they had to bury the remains of mistakes made
by the people upstairs, and resurrect them into usable programs and files
again. They took turns to do it, sitting at a desk with the huge mainframe
server belching heat behind them. Someone had to do it. Today was his turn. But
it was almost his lunch break.
Then the lights went out.
The twinkling LEDs on the server
blinked their last. The cooling fans ground to a halt and their gentle hum
faded. The electromagnets holding back the thick steel security door failed,
and the door slid shut with a heavy clunk.
Deep
darkness enveloped the windowless room. An eerie silence descended. Pete was
trapped.
“What
the…”. Instinctively he stood up, sending his chair flying back on its castors.
It clunked against the glass door protecting the server from inevitable human
clumsiness. Also instinctively he fumbled for his cell phone, before
remembering that it was upstairs in the security lockers. Mobile phones were
banned from the server room. Stray microwaves could interfere with the
sensitive circuits.
He
waved his hands slowly across the desk like an insect’s feelers, groping for
the internal phone. He wasn’t slow enough, and sent his coffee mug, only half
empty, crashing to the floor. The ring of shattering china and the dull splat
of spilled liquid was deafening and made him jump. His knuckles rapped the
phone, and he drew them away sharply as the pain registered. He felt gingerly
again, made contact with the plastic casing, and lifted the receiver. The line
was dead. “Damn!”
Keeping
one hand on the edge of the desk, he stepped carefully back, twisting at right
angles and tried to locate the chair with his leg. His foot touched something
but he had to let go of the desk and move a step or two into the unknown. He
found the chair, and pulled it towards him. He turned and sat heavily on it, but
missed the centre and hit his left thigh hard on its arm. “Shit!” He propelled
himself back to where he thought the desk was, and banged his right knee on the
central drawer. “Oww…!”
He
turned the chair round slowly, using his arms behind him as a guide, so that he
now had his back to the desk and was facing into the gangway between desk and server.
The gangway led to the sealed door.
Anyway
the emergency lights should come on. He thought they kicked in as soon as mains
power failed, but they’d not had a cut before so he didn’t know how many
milliseconds, or seconds, they took. They had lithium batteries, didn’t they?
Like the clock on the wall. Should have been instant response. So maybe like
the server they depended on the emergency generators which might take a few
seconds to fire up. Not his department. That was Maintenance’s problem. The
real drag was that he’d have to cut his lunch break short and help Jeff do a
system reboot, checking every damned programme and fielding an overload of
calls from them upstairs.
Pete
felt dizzy. His legs hurt. His breathing was laboured. It was like he was
drowning. He gripped the arms of his chair. Before his eyes there danced countless
pinpricks of light, tiny photons like a myriad distant stars, almost too far
away to see yet clustering together like a faint Milky Way filling his horizon.
It was like sitting in a dark planetarium with the universe projected all
around him.
It
was a physical memory. He knew that. It was basic physics. Or biology. He’d
seen a programme about it on TV. The brain clings to the last signals it
received from his retinas and tries to make sense of the catastrophic
environmental change. He was seeing the remains of the light that had been
there moments ago. Proved that light was particles, not waves. At least, that
was what Pete thought.
But
instead of fading, the photons grew slightly brighter as his eyes tried to adjust
to the darkness. Suddenly, something like a shadow passed in front of those
over to the left. Pete jumped. Fear hit him like a thunderbolt. His heart was
going wild, and he could barely breathe. “Hello?” His gasping voice
reverberated around the bare walls and machinery. The shadow seemed to be going
in circles making him dizzier still as he tried to focus on it.
Then
another shadow loomed on the right, much taller than the first. He gripped the
chair more tightly. “Hello? Anyone there?” There couldn’t be. The room was
sealed. The only person there was him. Yet he could see shadows moving. There
was no reply, no sound. Only the echoes of his own voice. The first shadow
continued to circle. The second one remained still.
Pete
clamped his hands over his eyes but that made things worse. The photons danced
frantically and the dizziness was such that he almost fell sideways. The
shadows remained, whether his eyes were open or closed. To make things worse,
the brief attempt to reduce his vision just magnified his other senses, and the
silence became a deafening roar in his ears. He uncovered his eyes.
Slowly,
the shadows evolved their own pale glow. They were like the fuzzy images of the
1970s TV set he remembered from childhood, the colours pale and washed-out.
Only much darker, like he was wearing sunglasses as he watched it.
When
people are shut in total darkness and silence, they start to see and hear
things. He knew that, too. He’d heard about it on a TV programme. The brain
never sleeps. When it’s deprived of sensory input all the neural connections go
into overdrive merging dormant memories and wild thoughts to create a
kaleidoscope of sometimes bizarre images and weird associations. It’s what
dreams and nightmares are made of. It’s why prisoners in solitary confinement
go mad, or confess to anything just to get out. Realising that helped Pete’s
fear subside. The lights were taking an age but they’d come on soon. He’d just
have to endure the brief experience of shadows in his head.
The
circling one took on a shape. A child. Maybe five, six years old. On a small
bike with stabilisers, pedalling round and round. The image brightened a
fraction. The child was wearing a blue sweater. Pete’s blue sweater. The one
he’d worn all summer when he was five going on six and he’d just been given a silver
bike with stabilisers. That was what? Pete did the maths. Thirty-eight years
ago?
The
child was him? It emitted a sound. “Wanna go to park.” It was him.
The
tall shadow on the right moved towards the child. It was a woman in a long dark
dress. An old woman, stooping slightly. Grey haired. It too spoke, if that was
what the sound could be called. “Can’t. Do what you’re told.”
Pete
knew that voice. Mother? She was always saying can’t. But she wasn’t stooped and grey 38 years ago. She was when
she was 70, though. Here in the corridors of his mind he was five going on six
and she was 70. It was disorienting and made the dizziness still worse.
Especially as she was dead now. Died when she was 73, two years ago. He leaned
forward to peer closer into the gloom, squinting his eyes even though he knew
it wasn’t his eyes that were doing the seeing and that getting closer would
have no effect except to topple him from his chair. He tried to steady himself
on its arms, gripping them tightly. Mother was wearing a party hat.
They’d
had a party for her 70th. If you could call it a party. A few old
codgers and biddies from the social club she went to gathered at her flat. The dutiful
son ran around making pots of tea, which Mother said were either too hot or too
cold, and handing out cake which was either, according to Mother, too crumbly,
too dry, too moist, sliced too big or cut too small. Some old man started a
sing-song. He couldn’t sing. Nor could any of the others. But they still joined
in some rhyming doggerel from the 1940s or 50s.
Pete tried to smile politely but spent much of the time clenching and
unclenching his fists in the galley kitchen and wishing it was over.
“Wanna
go to park.” It was always thus. Park was where he was free. Home was where he
was a prisoner guarded by a humourless warden. Grumpy Mumpy he called her. He
was proud of that. He’d invented the name all by himself. Grumpy Mumpy. He chanted
it to the rhythm of the pedals on his bike. Grumpy
on the left push down. Mumpy on the
right push down. Except when he was going really fast. Then it was one syllable
for each push. Grum-py Mum-py.
“Can’t.
You were naughty there yesterday.”
But
it was just a laugh, a bit of fun. He jumped off his bike and onto the
roundabout in the playground. Scooted it faster and faster so that a little
girl already standing on it started to cry. Round and round, faster and faster.
Wa-hoo! The girl was clinging on and screaming. Silly girl. Faster, faster. Then
her dad came and grabbed the bars to slow it down. It spoiled his fun like
grown-ups always did and Pete jumped off before he could be yelled at.
He
leaped back on the bike, pushed it to the top of the slope, then shot down,
pedalling furiously at first until his legs couldn’t keep up with the fixed
gear and he lifted them from the pedals and freewheeled, the wind blowing
through his hair. Wa-hoo! He’d not been this fast before. This was fun. He
careered down the slope but steering was difficult at speed.
Ahead
a family was having a picnic, mum, dad, two, three kids, he was going too fast
to count, all spread out on a rug on the grass near some trees. Aim for the
trees or go straight on? No contest. He didn’t fancy hitting a tree. It might
hurt. Wa-hoo! He ploughed across the rug, somehow missing the people but
sending paper plates of food and plastic cups of juice flying in all
directions. That was a laugh. Faint cries of anger reached his ears but he sped
on.
“You
naughty boy! Stop! You could kill someone!” Mother’s hoarse voice from the
other side of the apparition fell on deaf ears.
The
spectres faded and the photons danced. The stabilisers grew larger, as large as
the main wheels. The handlebars bent into a circle. A roof appeared over his
head. He was shooting around country lanes in his silver Mondeo, bought for a
few hundred earned during his summer job in a factory between school and
university. The windows were wound down. The wind was blowing his hair. The
needle crept up. 50, 60, 70. Wa-hoo!
“Faster,
Pete” cried a voice from the back seat. “Yeah! Do a ton, Pete!” shouted
another.
He
pushed his right foot down. Mumpy. A
tractor loomed ahead, close to a blind bend. Grumpy left pedal to slow or Mumpy
right pedal to power past? No contest. Wa-hoo! He swerved out and round the
tractor sending his passengers rocking violently from side to side. An oncoming
car flashed its lights and blared its horn, pulling into the hedgerow on its
near side. Pete straightened out and sped on. In the mirror he could see the
car ploughing into the hedge and its nearside wheels sinking into a ditch. “Missed!”
cried a victorious voice from the back. “Nice one, Pete”, cheered another. That
was a laugh, that was.
“Naughty
boy!” Mother was still there, and not amused. “You could have killed yourself!”
The big shadow on the right moved menacingly towards the smaller one on the
left, which was now circling slowly. Grumpy Mumpy could never see a joke. “Get
in!” He was thrust through the prison door. “Go to your room! And don’t expect
any tea.”
All
went quiet in the shadow world then Pete saw himself creep down the stairs and
steal drink and sausage rolls from the kitchen. He liked sausage rolls. And
drink. There was a girl there. Big girl, a young woman. Hard to see in the
gloom but she was wearing a short black skirt and clingy red top. She looked
vaguely familiar. What was her name?
Other
shadows were partying in the background. No idea whose kitchen it was. Some
student pad, probably. She looked like a fellow student. Not from his course,
though. They had drinks. And sausage rolls. He and the girl. What was her name? Couldn’t remember. More
drinks. The sausage rolls had run out. They got talking. Well, dancing, really.
Couldn’t hear to talk. Everyone was doing it. The room was crowded. All pressed
up against each other. It was a good laugh. As the night wore on they spread
out into other rooms. He couldn’t remember much else. The drinks had
obliterated his mind.
He
woke up on the floor. Cans and bottles around. One was digging in his left
thigh. Tried to haul himself up and banged his right knee on the sofa he’d
fallen off. A short black skirt appeared close to his face. An arm in a red top
starting hitting him, pushing him back onto the floor.
“Bastard!”
Hang
on, what’s she so upset about? Vague, shadowy memories re-emerged. She wanted
it. He’d only done what everyone else was doing. That’s what parties were for.
Just a bit of fun. He raised his arms to protect his head. Wished he could
remember her name. She kicked his head and said something about going to the
health centre.
“Naughty,
naughty boy. You always go too far.” The girl grew taller and older and the
skirt grew longer and he grew smaller. He was back on his bike with
stabilisers, circling again, and Mother was aiming blows at his head before retreating
back to her side of his optical range. The Milky Way in the background was
glowing more brightly, and the stars seemed slightly larger. He was even more
dizzy and his head hurt.
“Wanna
go to park.”
“Mind
you behave. Play nicely. Don’t go out of my sight.”
Grumpy
Mumpy sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey. Or whatever stuff grown-ups
ate when they sat in utter boredom in the park watching their kids have a
laugh, passing the time staring into space and eating something in their
handbag because there was nothing else to do. It was probably cabbage. Or
spinach. Grown ups always seemed to eat cabbage. Or spinach. Even with sausage
rolls.
The
long slope again. It was his favourite. Wa-hoo! But it got boring after a
while, just going up and down. He pedalled towards the café near the gate.
There was a busker there. He was always there. Strumming a guitar and wailing
something. People dropped money in his hat on the ground. The little boy in a
blue sweater, five going on six, pedalled past him a few times. The little boy
found that by approaching him at an angle, he could get up quite a speed.
Wa-hoo!
He
had several trial runs. Then he picked up speed and for the last few yards
freewheeled with his feet off the pedals and his legs out straight. Right by
the busker. And oh dear, his trailing leg made contact with the hat and sent it
flying. Coins in all directions. That was a laugh, that was.
And
the coins flew up like pigeons when he chased them and he reached out and
caught one and sat on its back and sailed up into the air and the clouds were
floating past the window and the stewardess was bringing drinks round.
“Go
on Pete! Ask her for a date!”
So
he did.
“That
won’t be possible, sir,” she said politely.
“That
won’t be possible, you fool,” echoed Grumpy Mumpy. She was sitting on the
aircraft wing staring at him. Was there anywhere in his head where she wasn’t
looking on? “You should be ashamed of yourself.”
The
stewardess leaned across the seats on the opposite side of the aisle.
“Go
on Pete!” said his mate next to him, nodding towards her. “Yeah. Go on Pete!”
said his mate in the row behind.
So
he did. And the stewardess called the chief steward and the chief steward
called the captain and between them they put him in restraints for the rest of
the flight.
“We
take assaults on the crew very seriously,” said the captain.
Assault?
It was only a playful slap. So he got his mate to get the plastic antlers out
of his bag in the overhead locker, and he wore them for the rest of the flight.
It was his stag weekend, after all. Just a bit of fun.
Outside
the window the sky was dark but the stars were bright. They were more
differentiated now. Larger photons. The lake beneath them was still and
unruffled, reflecting the universe in its glassy surface. “Lovely night,”
murmured Clare, lying on her back on the shore and looking up into the endless
void. Clare. His ex. He recognised her.
You always recognise your ex. Some memories can never be erased. Some ghosts
can never be exorcised. “They just seem to hang there and it’s like time stops.
Isn’t it beautiful?”
Pete
grunted. Time couldn’t go fast enough for him. Not here, anyway. And beauty was
a pint or four and a pole dancer. Or at least Man United on Sky Sports in a
crowded bar with his mates.
“Look!
There’s a shooting star! Make a wish, Pete!”
He
wished for a drink. She’d wanted to go somewhere quiet for their honeymoon.
Said it would be romantic. Just the two of them. Quiet? What was there to do in
Quiet? Quiet was boring. Quiet was what old people did. Quiet was country pubs
with log fires, soft music and no TV or cabaret. Mother looked round at him and
– smiled? She smiled? A wan sort of knowing smile, a sort of you haven’t got a
clue type of smile. Grumpy Mumpy. What did she know?
The
little boy in a blue jumper, five going on six, got off his silver bike with
stabilisers, left the new bride, 29 going on 30, still lying on the grass. He
ran to the edge of the lake. He picked up some stones and began throwing them
into the water. He found some flat ones and skimmed them over the surface. One
was brilliant: one, two, three, four – five! His best skim ever! The stone
finally plopped under the surface which immediately glazed over. It left a
little dark hole.
“You’ve
spoiled it now,” complained Clare.
“You’ve
really done it now!” shouted Mother. His best ball was now nestling somewhere
inside Mr Granger’s greenhouse next door.
“Bird
did it!” said Pete. “Flew straight in.” He’d seen birds hitting the house
window.
“You
naughty boy! You destroy everything. Go to your room!”
The
disturbance made the stars dance violently, the dizziness became suddenly
worse, his breathing shallow, and fear gripped him tightly. He climbed the
stairs and sat down. Opposite him the interview panel stared at his application
form on the table in front of them. He hoped they hadn’t double checked the
grades and qualifications he’d written on it. Nor that they’d checked the
highly inflated experience he claimed he’d acquired since leaving university.
The
shadows were moving more quickly now. His breathing had all but stopped. His legs
and head hurt. So did the tension in his chest. The panel listened to his
blagging. They gave him the job. He’d had it for several years. Taking his turn
in the crypt.
Waiting
for the lights to come on. Shadows dancing crazily. Mother – no, it was Clare –
flew across his field of vision. She had a bump in front of her. Around her
were his mates. They were always there. Clare flew back, the bump had
disappeared and she was pushing a screaming baby in a pram. His mates were
looking on, laughing. Clare was crying. “You spend more time with them than
with me.”
Not
true. He spent more time at work than with them, but clearly that didn’t count.
Down in the crypt. Boring, but it paid the bills especially as he was having to
rent a flat and pay something to Clare for baby Sammy.
Mother
hopped in. “Knew you’d have to pay for your excess one day.” And hopped out
again.
Down
here though he could have a quiet laugh. Not quiet as in Quiet, but quiet as in
private. Having remote access to most of the computers in the building – being
one of the privileged few in the IT department – he could plant little programs
that would pop up unexpectedly. Usually just random pictures on random screens
– celebrities, mainly, who’d say a few words and then disappear, giving the
workers a thrill. Father Christmas, taking away presents instead of leaving
them. Ghosts at Halloween. Harmless stuff like that.
On
his mates, though, he planted videos of strippers, who disappeared just when
their act got interesting. The real fun was that they never knew when the girl
would appear on screen, which was a hoot if they happened to have a manager
looking over their shoulders at the time. He hadn’t messed with accounts, yet,
but was trying to find a fail-safe way of boosting his salary, not by a lot –
just a few fictitious expenses here and there to make it look legit; no point
in being greedy. That would be a
laugh.
The
images sped faster and faster. Glowing screens with cavorting strippers at
work. Screaming kid and moaning wife at home. Old home, anyway. Grumpy Mumpy
prowling round the edges of the star-bright background. Mates in the pub. Pole
dancers. And the night he didn’t go home. That one seemed to be going round and
round, as if he was out of his body and circling his living room.
“Where’ve
you been?” screamed Clare. He couldn’t remember. “Who was she?” He couldn’t
remember that, either. “We’re done,” she shouted. “Go.”
“You’re
done,” echoed Mother. “Go.”
The
little boy, five going on six, wearing a blue sweater, ran down the stairs,
jumped on his silver bike with stabilisers and pedalled off towards what looked
like the beginnings of a sunrise. The sky was becoming bright. The stars were
disappearing. But there were still two shadows. A child circling on the left.
But smaller, younger now. Three, maybe? Not with a blue sweater and riding a
silver bike with stabilisers. This one had a red sweater, and was on a
tricycle. There was a woman on the right. Shorter than Mother, more athletic.
The
child had a mop of blonde hair. He spoke. “Go park.” The voice sounded familiar
but it wasn’t his.
The
woman had blonde hair hanging over her shoulders. Clare’s hair. She responded
enthusiastically: “Yeah! Let’s go to the park!”
They
were on top of a slope. The child mounted the trike. “Go, Sammy” yelled Clare.
Sammy? His kid? It was Pete’s slope. In Pete’s park. And Sammy his kid was
careering down the slope towards the trees. There was a family with a picnic
spread out on a rug. Clare was running beside him.
“Wa-hoo!”
shouted Sammy.
“Wa-hoo!”
echoed Clare. And she reached down and gently steered him away from the trees
and the family.
“That
looks fun!” one of the adults on the rug said.
“Keeps
me fit!” laughed Clare.
They
reached the bottom of the slope. “Again!” shouted Sammy.
“Again!”
echoed Clare. And she picked up the tricycle in one hand and held Sammy’s hand
with the other and began walking back up the slope.
The
light was really bright now. It was like he was looking into the sun. He tried
to shield his eyes. The now-grey, semi-translucent figure of Clare looked up
the slope. The light was starting to bleach out her face. She looked straight
at Pete, and smiled. An I’m OK smile. A sort of “stuff you, mate, this is the life”
sort of smile. And Sammy looked up too and grinned. A three year-old’s grin for
which the boy’s brain had no words, no concepts, only feelings. A sort of “this
is fun” kind of grin. An “I love my mummy” sort of grin.
The
light was blinding. Pure brilliant white light. Chasing the shadows away. Clare
and Sammy disappeared. Mother was nowhere to be seen. Pete stopped breathing.
The
back-up generators spluttered into action, sending puffs of diesel exhaust
through vents into the street above. The emergency lights flickered on, dimmer
than the usual mains-powered fluorescent tubes but good enough to work with.
The electromagnets revived and pulled the security door open. The digital clock
ticked on, its internal lithium battery unperturbed by the environmental
disturbance. 12.55.32.
A
minute or so later Jeff came bounding down the stairs. “Hi Pete! Workmen outside cut the cable,
would you believe! Can you stay on a few minutes and…” He stopped just inside
the doorway. “Geez! Oh my God! What?”
Jeff
clamped his hand to his face to try to mask the stench. He was rooted to the
spot for a few seconds as his eyes focused on the figure in the chair, its back
to the desk, facing the server. He turned and ran. Nauseous, he stumbled on the
stairs. “Help! Somebody, help!”
People
came running. They hauled Jeff up the stairs and sat him down. Someone dialled
999.
A
rapid response paramedic was there within ten minutes. Outside the target time,
but the lunchtime traffic was bad. He took one look inside the mainframe room,
called the police, and left. Easy one, this. Could attend another casualty and
boost the response stats.
Two
constables in a patrol car a couple of miles away heard the call over the
radio, threw on the blues and twos and dashed to the scene. Best bit of
excitement they’d had all shift, jumping the reds and weaving around the
bollards. They arrived in four minutes. They took one look inside the room and
called for a detective. One of them went to the car and got a reel of tape to
seal off the room. “Police. Do not cross.” He stood on guard, his back to the
room. The other went upstairs and started taking statements.
The
detective arrived in an hour. He ducked under the tape, looked briefly around
the room, and called for forensics.
A
pathologist and her colleague turned up a couple of hours later. They clambered
laboriously into white protective suits, white boots, white masks, white caps,
and blue gloves. What was it about protective gloves? They were always blue. She
always asked for white, and always got blue. The pathologist poked and peered.
Her colleague took photographs. They both examined the shattered remains of a
coffee mug and the still-wet puddle of cold coffee on the floor. They put the
shards in an evidence bag and swabbed the puddle.
The
pathologist called the detective in and showed them to him. “Here’s a riddle
for you,” she said. “I know you like them. We’ll check this for fingerprints
and DNA.” Then, outside the room, packing up her kit, and in an off-hand
manner, she answered the question no-one had asked but everyone had thought. “I
need to get him back to the lab and run tests to be sure. But at a guess, from
the state of decomposition, I’d say he’s been dead for about 40 years.”
© Derek
Williams July 2017
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